(source) Elisa La Bruna
semi-serious diary of a Friday morning in late July in an Agency for Lavoro SpA
Mestre, at 9:01: Even
'this morning I and my colleague, also called El Fighera (for his sideline), a colleague who is writing two hands with me, just opened the office, even with the hangover of the REM concert in the mouth and the taste of brioche that we ate after 5 minutes, we regret there went to work.
Outside the window waiting for us with a handsome companion to bangalese followed, in brackets must have taken repetition by the Police because they move in pairs, enclosed in parentheses, and a bag overflowing with garlic hidden under his armpits.
The Bengali: "I can ask it?"
El Fighera (softly, turning to me): "... Fora by cojoni"
La Bruna: "Sorry I did not understand. ... That I ..."
The Bengali: "I CAN ask it? CAN I ask it? IO CECCO PELLAVOLO "
The brunette:" ah .... He wants to apply for a job?!?
The Bengali: "Yes, I CECCO PELLAVOLO"
At that opened the office and made to accommodate the potential workers, I and my colleague we are going to achieve our goals daily / monthly, as corporate budgets:
- Power PC;
- check incoming mail (before the solo, then the company);
- read newspapers online line;
- story of the previous evening and read the testimony of the concert photos:
- crowning fax (illegible or not)
After an hour, exhausted by the heat (that's out there because El Fighera peak air conditioning strictly on the 18th) we get for the coffee break .... And who do we see?!?
'Azzo Bengali still there in obvious difficulty in completing the data, open parentheses, section: personal data, closed parenthesis.
To which Brown, moved by Christian compassion, offers to help all'aitante potential worker: "Okay so, what is enough for us ... and ... Catalogue Your Curriculum."
The Bengali "CULLICULO? CULLICULO? SI CULLICULO .... "And quickly pulls out, always under the arms which also hides the bucket full of garlic, a clean sheet of A4 with listed his work experience.
Mestre, 12:44 hours: The
Brown hears the fax - DIN DON DIN, open parenthesis, El Fighera has changed thanks to the ring to the fax blutuf, closed parentheses - gets up and picks up the sheet of A4 multifunction that vomits.
is the "CULLICULO" of an average worker - warehouse native: 45 years of age, own car (BMW 3 series in installments), which is rounded to make ends meet. Search
, too, PELLAVOLO extra night or on weekends.
(Omitted)
- SECTION COMPETENCE / USE MACHINERY:
I can use well muleta and - listen, listen, or better, READ READ - the TRESPALLE (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!)
After much thought, a brain nearly melted down, with the risk of cataloging the work among members - disabled, in El Fighera is the genius: the TRESPALLE is the pallet, that is - the source of the Italian Language Dictionary De Mauro -: sminv.ES Engl. TS techn. Forklift ... ... ...
Mestre, at 12:59 pm and 59 ss:
We close the PC (but not the condizionaotori) and we go I, Bruna, and my colleague, also called El Fighera, at the table - of those until the other day that we thought were Chinese - and eat sushi.
PS: of course this post was written during the lunch break, returning from the Chinese restaurant sushi.
Dr. La Bruna
Dr. El Fighera
Mestre, at 9:01: Even
'this morning I and my colleague, also called El Fighera (for his sideline), a colleague who is writing two hands with me, just opened the office, even with the hangover of the REM concert in the mouth and the taste of brioche that we ate after 5 minutes, we regret there went to work.
Outside the window waiting for us with a handsome companion to bangalese followed, in brackets must have taken repetition by the Police because they move in pairs, enclosed in parentheses, and a bag overflowing with garlic hidden under his armpits.
The Bengali: "I can ask it?"
El Fighera (softly, turning to me): "... Fora by cojoni"
La Bruna: "Sorry I did not understand. ... That I ..."
The Bengali: "I CAN ask it? CAN I ask it? IO CECCO PELLAVOLO "
The brunette:" ah .... He wants to apply for a job?!?
The Bengali: "Yes, I CECCO PELLAVOLO"
At that opened the office and made to accommodate the potential workers, I and my colleague we are going to achieve our goals daily / monthly, as corporate budgets:
- Power PC;
- check incoming mail (before the solo, then the company);
- read newspapers online line;
- story of the previous evening and read the testimony of the concert photos:
- crowning fax (illegible or not)
After an hour, exhausted by the heat (that's out there because El Fighera peak air conditioning strictly on the 18th) we get for the coffee break .... And who do we see?!?
'Azzo Bengali still there in obvious difficulty in completing the data, open parentheses, section: personal data, closed parenthesis.
To which Brown, moved by Christian compassion, offers to help all'aitante potential worker: "Okay so, what is enough for us ... and ... Catalogue Your Curriculum."
The Bengali "CULLICULO? CULLICULO? SI CULLICULO .... "And quickly pulls out, always under the arms which also hides the bucket full of garlic, a clean sheet of A4 with listed his work experience.
Mestre, 12:44 hours: The
Brown hears the fax - DIN DON DIN, open parenthesis, El Fighera has changed thanks to the ring to the fax blutuf, closed parentheses - gets up and picks up the sheet of A4 multifunction that vomits.
is the "CULLICULO" of an average worker - warehouse native: 45 years of age, own car (BMW 3 series in installments), which is rounded to make ends meet. Search
, too, PELLAVOLO extra night or on weekends.
(Omitted)
- SECTION COMPETENCE / USE MACHINERY:
I can use well muleta and - listen, listen, or better, READ READ - the TRESPALLE (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!)
After much thought, a brain nearly melted down, with the risk of cataloging the work among members - disabled, in El Fighera is the genius: the TRESPALLE is the pallet, that is - the source of the Italian Language Dictionary De Mauro -: sminv.ES Engl. TS techn. Forklift ... ... ...
Mestre, at 12:59 pm and 59 ss:
We close the PC (but not the condizionaotori) and we go I, Bruna, and my colleague, also called El Fighera, at the table - of those until the other day that we thought were Chinese - and eat sushi.
PS: of course this post was written during the lunch break, returning from the Chinese restaurant sushi.
Dr. La Bruna
Dr. El Fighera
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